Life - 3; Ellen - 0
Upon arriving at work and apologizing to my supervisor for the other drivers, bad driving conditions, etc., I decided that I simply could not start my day without a glass of water. I was damned determined not to let my rough commute ruin my day. I was halfway to the cafeteria when I heard my supervisor stage whispering my name. I turned around and she brought it to my attention that my black dress slacks had decided to tear, not once but twice right in the butt and what was I wearing underneath? Not enough to cover what was showing. Talk about embarrassed! So, not 10 minutes in to being on the clock, I punched back out, ran to Target with my shirt pulled way down in the back to search for new pants. $9 later I was presentable enough to return. Life 2; Ellen 0.
As if the previous two hours hadn't been enough, Aunt Flo came to town. While it's better than the alternative. Seriously? By 11a, I was seriously regretting not calling in sick. Life 3; Ellen 0.
Dear Carmona family, don't mess with Mama tonight.